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stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure


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ugly:

unlimited texting but no one to text do u see the problem here


haemus:

Dave Mason
creativerehab:

Kara and Sookie.
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coldmackerel:

"so what are your plans for after you graduate?"

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1612th:

english words that pitbull knows

  • party
  • miami